Happy Canada Day!!

by - Saturday, July 01, 2006

Top Ten Reasons to be Canadian:
1. It beats being an American.
2. The only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
3. You can play ice hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
4. The only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
5. Where else can you travel 1,000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.
7. The only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
8. You can kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house in their skins.
9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.
10. The only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.

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