I Can't Believe That it is June...

by - Saturday, June 02, 2007

Sorry about the lack of posts lately... I seriously am addicted to Facebook and that is consuming a lot of my surfing time lately. But I have been contemplating this post for awhile so hopefully you will all (all two of you) find it funny and uplifting.

As you all may know - I turned 30 last month. So far it has been pretty good... so good that I had an e-mail from someone that stumbled on my blog telling me (jokingly of course) that I wasn't old - that she graduated the year that I was born... made me laugh. So far the only really bad thing that I have discovered about being 30 is the 'internal exam'... damn doctor... should have lied and said I was still 29... I think I am scarred for life.

Here are some other random things that I have discovered over the last little while:

1. The best Slurpee's are available in the hood... you can't just go to your average neighbourhood 7-11 and expect good flavours - you must travel to the hood where you step over drunk people just to get in the front door for the good flavors - think cream soda... mmmm...
2. Paying off your student loans seven years early is rather liberating... I mean... all I did was lump the payment into my mortgage... but still... to ditch the student loan made me feel a little giddy inside... okay... a lot giddy...
3. Driving eight hours for a booty call is not out of the question... as a matter of fact it makes it a little more fun... I hope...
4. Mowing the lawn in a billion degree heat is not a good idea... it makes you really, really sticky... this is coming from someone who while driving around town today got a sunburned arm...
5. Friends that moved away or are moving away suck... I mean I still like them and all but they suck...
6. Pledge Clean & Dust really works... two days later and no visible dust...
7. This one is a little untested... but I am thinking that playing in a golf tournament tomorrow on what could be the hottest day in the recorded history of the Earth is probably not a good idea...

Well, I hope that keeps you all entertained for the next little while... I am off to vegetate in front of a fan...

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  1. Hey who else is moving away??? Anyone I know? I am VERY MUCH looking forward to seeing you on Saturday. There may be an open house here so we might just have to go to the mall. Other than that Grayson is sleeping in my bed again, he ahas been off since Shane started working out of town again. I am going to finish baking my banana bread then I am off to la la land..for at least 6 hours if I am lucky. Call me this week b4 you leave.

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  2. Hey, yeah - well, for what it is worth moving itself sucks! But, I have new pants.

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