Another One Bites the Dust...

by - Friday, May 15, 2009

Yes... I am "singing" the song in my head after writing that title...

Let's just say that I am going to become the first nun that:
a) is not Catholic
b) doesn't even believe in God
c) isn't a virgin
d) is divorced
e) is not willing to give up my worldly possessions
f) won't change her name to Mary Catherine, or some other nun-ish type name
g) refuses to live in a nunnery convent because they don't have cable television
h) will never vow to accept a life of poverty - that is just silly!
i) stop swearing and using the God's name in vain
j) hates the Johnny Appleseed song (sorry - that is like the only grace I know other than "Good food, good meat, good God, let's eat)
k) would rather poke my eyes out with a fork than read the bible

Yeah... don't kill me for making assumptions there... I know that there are Buddhist nuns... and that you can be divorced... yadda, yadda, yadda.

I just thought I would be funny because a post that just states that boys suck seems rather boring, especially if you have been following my tweets.

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  1. Ok... I am convinced you are the Canadian version of myself because I was thinking the EXACT same thing this morning while blogging... I need to become a nun, if not for all that nun-stuff. weird.

  2. that sucks. boys suck. but it's a free communications weekend on eharmony ... hope springs eternal. ;)