David Letterman's "Top 10 Signs You Have Winter Olympics Withdrawl"

10. Will only eat your pancakes if arranged like Olympic rings

9. You exercise on Nordictrack with a rifle strapped to your back

8. You weep uncontrollably every time you see snow

7. Turned your closet into a "kiss and cry" area

6. Office manager says, "We're getting complaints about your speed skating body suit'

5. You're curling on your patio with a Swiffer and a fruit cake

4. Now only watch television if it's on a nine hour tape delay

3. Already purchased snacks for the 2014 Winter Olympics

2. Brushing your teeth involves an opening and closing ceremony

1. You sold your BMW and bought a bobsled

Let's just say that if I had a BMW, I would have totally traded it in for a bobsled. Totally.