David Letterman's "Top 10 Signs You Have Winter Olympics Withdrawl"

Posted by on Tuesday, March 2, 2010

10. Will only eat your pancakes if arranged like Olympic rings
9. You exercise on Nordictrack with a rifle strapped to your back
8. You weep uncontrollably every time you see snow
7. Turned your closet into a "kiss and cry" area
6. Office manager says, "We're getting complaints about your speed skating body suit'
5. You're curling on your patio with a Swiffer and a fruit cake
4. Now only watch television if it's on a nine hour tape delay
3. Already purchased snacks for the 2014 Winter Olympics
2. Brushing your teeth involves an opening and closing ceremony
1. You sold your BMW and bought a bobsled

Let's just say that if I had a BMW, I would have totally traded it in for a bobsled. Totally.

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