Quick Question...

If you has a fluorescent sign on your [closed] office door that said to book appointments with the front desk (I am not the front desk)... would you expect people to actually go to the front desk instead of interrupt you to book an appointment?

Yes?

Good... I'm not crazy... just all the people I apparently deal with are.

They can't read my sign.

And I've checked... it's written in English.

Fuckers.