The Damn Water

Posted by on Friday, January 7, 2011

I've had three friends announce their pregnancies on Facebook in the last two days. And one right before Christmas announced she was pregnant with her second child.

I have one friend that is due, well two days ago. One that is due in the next couple of weeks.

Three friends that I work with are expecting. And one co-worker. Since I don't like her, I won't call her a friend. But that's another four if you're counting.

I've had four friends give birth in the last six weeks or so. One to a set of twins.

I can think of at least four more work acquaintances that are also in the motherly way.

While I'm happy for them all, I've decided on a water strike.

I'm going straight for the scotch. The stuff that's brewed in Scotland - nowhere near my current water supply.


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