Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf

Posted by on Saturday, December 1, 2012

After having a discussion with my coworkers about kids this morning, I have decided that the only good reason to have one (a kid that is... I already have coworkers) is so that you can have an Elf on the Shelf tradition.

Cause it would be rather silly to start that tradition for myself given that (as an adult) I'd actually be the elf... of the elf organizer.  For those of you that haven't heard of the Elf of the Shelf, you basically buy this kit, where you get an elf and a book, and each night during December, your elf does something... it's kind of an advent calendar of sorts.

One of my many Pinterest boards focuses on various ideas for your elf.  Here are a few that have caught my eye (and are probably big reasons as to why I should not have children):

Crime Scene Elf

(via Baby Rabies)
Toe Tag Elf
(via Baby Rabies)
Occupy North Pole Elf
(via strollerderby)
Beer Funnel Elf
(via It is Tuesday, right?)
Bum Photocopying Elf
(via Lil Blue Boo)
Seriously... you all need to check out these links for more (slightly inappropriate) Elf on the Shelf ideas:

Be prepared to laugh your inappropriate ass off!

One Comment

  1. HA! You are so, so right - this is pretty much the best reason to have coworkers. I mean kids. The best reason to have kids.

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