My very own made-for-TV Christmas movie

by - Sunday, December 15, 2013

My addiction to made-for-TV Christmas movies has reached a new high. On the weekends I average three to four per day, not to mention I've watched Love Actually and The Holiday twice each... so far. 

It has me planning my next wedding. You know - the one that I have no plans of ever having... and the one that I'm currently missing any groom prospects. 

I'll meet the guy in late November. At a Christmas market. He'll be selling... organic honey (we won't worry about the part where I don't even like honey) and handmade beeswax candles. 

I'll need to go to his farm to pick up a specially ordered item, and there will be a sudden snowstorm... one so large that I won't be able to drive back to town. 

I'll have to spend the night... and one nights turns into two, then three. 

I help him make candles by the fire. We share hot chocolate. Out first kiss happens when he sees some whipped cream on the corner of my mouth. 

There will be frolicked outside, more sitting by the fire, and making breakfast together. 

Then the weather clears, and I reluctantly go back to town, where I sit in my condo all mopey and upset, because really - what is a few days? It's not like you can fall in love in a few days!

Friends drag me to another Christmas market, and there he is. Our eyes meet across the aisle, and I rush over to kiss him. 

He proposes, and we have a Christmas wedding... just later that week of course. Cause it's true love, and why wait?

Our first dance, as we gaze into each other's eyes, is to my favourite Christmas carol, Oh Holy Night. 

Then... we fade to black. 

Lifetime and Hallmark - if you're looking for a script, let's talk. I've watched about a hundred Christmas movies... I think I know what people want!

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  1. I like the way you think/dream!!! It is so easy to get caught up in these christmas movie fantasies, but I firmly believe as long as the dream is's a crazy as it may seem!! So I too, have hopes of winding up at a strange families home that I think is my future husbands, only to find out that I'm at the wrong house, but I have fallen madly in love with a super romantic member of said family.....