And the Choices Are...

by - Monday, October 27, 2008

This is just a sampling of the shit that I have to go through on the online dating sites... I have protected the icky boys innocent by not naming names...

Mr. X #1

To answer "the one thing that Mr. X is most passionate about"... he actually answers "I guess right now I would have to say my lovebirds. They love me unconditionally and I look forward to coming home to them after a long day at work."

Lovebirds... are you fucking serious? Dude... they just look like they love you unconditionally... you keep them in a damn cage!

Mr. X #2

What part of this opening line would make you want to jump into a relationship with this guy? "I'm a computer geek lol. I like computer gaming." Wow... sign me up.

Mr. X #3

This guy probably wonders why he isn't on any favorite lists... his entire "About Me" profile is as follows... "HMMMM what to say HMMMM what to say HMMMM what to say HMMMM what to say HMMMM what to say HMMMM what to say HMMMM what to say HMMMM what to say HMMMM what to say HMMMM what to say HMMMM what to say HMMMM what to say."

Mr. X #4

I love the 'cums' in place of 'comes' in this one... "hello new to this seening what cums of it, weather it be chat or dating or women how just want sex drop me a line and we can see what happens".

Wow... I hope the weather is good when he cums.

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And people wonder why I constantly lament about online dating...

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5 Comments

  1. Thems are some slim picks... LORD! That love birds guy is sad! very very sad...

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  2. ick! ICK!!

    *runs away*

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  3. The only thing I learned from online dating is that women are generally smarter than men. Ick.

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  4. Ugh gotta love the GREAT selection

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  5. yikes, the online dating pool is kind of rough right now. i've been having the same luck.

    i was just PROPOSED to, in the first, initial email from a dude, who referred to himself as "humble greg."
    yay!

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