Only One Week Until We Say Good-bye...

by - Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Today begins the OFFICIAL (as opposed to the unofficial) countdown to the biggest (ha!) good-bye of my life.

I say sayonara to the twins.

Arrivederci to the head lights.

Auf Wiedersehen to the hooters.

Au revoir to the fun bags.

Hasta la vista to the buzzoombas.

Farewell to the rack.

Ta ta to the tatas...

I think you get the point. I am going for a breast reduction. IN ONE WEEK!

So you have to forgive me for the fact that the next few posts are going to be about boobs. First will come my fears... then what I plan on buying on my post ginormous boob shopping trip.

Just think what that is going to do to my Google Analytics. The system will probably explode when I offer up my before and after pictures.

Fully clothed of course... hell - I am not one to have my naked boobs on the internets people!

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  1. You're going to love it... I promise!

  2. Sounds scary but worth it! Good luck!

  3. I am so excited for you! Good luck!