And I Wonder Why I'm Single?

>> Saturday, November 14, 2009

Because the guys on plentyoffish.com that send me messages have profiles that read like this:

"I like dirt bikeing and campung

I want to find a nice girl to treat me like a personi like to play music and I love my truck Have lots of fun enjoy lifeMeat other people. I just want to have "fun" and hang outI am good person and funny"

I won't even comment on the fact that his occupation is "construckshen".

Seriously.

I couldn't make that shit up if I'd tried.

I hope he finds someone to have "fun" with... unfortunately it won't be me.

Delete.

8 Peeps Said Hi!:

april 2:08 PM  

That was so funny... I'm so glad that there are generations of people that can not spell... you should send plentyoffish a note and thank them for not having spell check - it makes it much easier to weed out the knobs :)

Kat 3:35 PM  

LMAO.. omg I remember those guys so well. My fave was the guy who sent me a message asking me if I had nice feet??

Carmen 4:42 PM  

I'm so happy to know that someone else feels my pain. Also, someone else named Carmen. :-) We should totally compare notes -- I bet mine would win!

Shelly 9:55 AM  

Oh, I have a friend who uses that site. Horror stories galore!

Deidre 8:49 PM  

God, I hate that. Although at least it wasn't filled with "wats" and "dats" and "d's." I ask you how hard is it to write out "what" "that" and "the"???

I'm was so happy to see these posts, I've missed you!

Fizzgig 8:21 AM  

geez. imagine what the kids growing up today will be like with only communicating via texting....

i fear for our future.

P 4:37 PM  

I'm assuming "campung" is some type of asian dish???

Just kidding... ;)

Jennifer 8:20 PM  

Yuuummmmm! I LOVE "meat"ing people!

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