And I Wonder Why I'm Single?

by - Saturday, November 14, 2009

Because the guys on that send me messages have profiles that read like this:

"I like dirt bikeing and campung

I want to find a nice girl to treat me like a personi like to play music and I love my truck Have lots of fun enjoy lifeMeat other people. I just want to have "fun" and hang outI am good person and funny"

I won't even comment on the fact that his occupation is "construckshen".


I couldn't make that shit up if I'd tried.

I hope he finds someone to have "fun" with... unfortunately it won't be me.


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  1. That was so funny... I'm so glad that there are generations of people that can not spell... you should send plentyoffish a note and thank them for not having spell check - it makes it much easier to weed out the knobs :)

  2. LMAO.. omg I remember those guys so well. My fave was the guy who sent me a message asking me if I had nice feet??

  3. I'm so happy to know that someone else feels my pain. Also, someone else named Carmen. :-) We should totally compare notes -- I bet mine would win!

  4. Oh, I have a friend who uses that site. Horror stories galore!

  5. God, I hate that. Although at least it wasn't filled with "wats" and "dats" and "d's." I ask you how hard is it to write out "what" "that" and "the"???

    I'm was so happy to see these posts, I've missed you!

  6. geez. imagine what the kids growing up today will be like with only communicating via texting....

    i fear for our future.

  7. I'm assuming "campung" is some type of asian dish???

    Just kidding... ;)

  8. Yuuummmmm! I LOVE "meat"ing people!