The Debate Team...

Posted by on Thursday, March 31, 2011

If there was a debate team in high school, I should have been on it.

Cause I will drown you with fact, after fact, after fact until you end your final retort with something stupid.  Like "your momma wears army boots" or some other useless not-on-topic reply.

Just ask the person that I slammed on my Facebook wall yesterday.  Educated opinions are one thing, but saying that I basically work for a corrupt employer because of third-hand generalization knowledge will get you rebuttled til the cows come home.

Especially when you aren't even "arguing" the point that I was eluding to in my status update, but rather just opening and closing your mouth and having toxic sludge pour out for the sake of it.

And especially when you decide to pick on something that I care about, and you have an extreme bias to.  I think the person in question must have been had been given an atomic wedgie by someone on a sports team at some time in their life because they were a chess star or computer nerd or something.

And really - it's my Facebook page, so I will win, not matter what.  I have the power to unfriend. And I'm not afraid to use it.

4 Comments

  1. I have to say, I was following the FB post with much interest :) He had no idea what he was getting into.

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  2. Anonymous2:03 PM

    Ditto Kat!!!! Love Mo

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  3. oh snaps! i usually let people win an arguement and then talk shit behind their backs. cus i dont care enough about anything to argue. i dont have patience for it. youuuuuu win!

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  4. I wish I had those debate skills. I have none. So even when I have good arguments I can't voice them in a way that makes me sound credible.

    I can write a kickass essay about it later though.

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