Feet are dumb.
Especially when you break a bone in one of them because you started to walk when your foot was asleep (but didn't realize it) and bent it funny until it made crazy popping sounds that almost made you pass out on the ground.
Two sets of X-rays today. One set of crutches. One air cast to be bought tomorrow.
By the way, crutches are stupid and I have a pair you can buy if you want because... well, they're dumb. And I'll do more damage with them than without. Guaranteed.