The jerk has a girlfriend.
Okay, he's not a jerk, and there were other things that kind of made me raise my eyebrows, but then the "I have a girlfriend" testimonial came and...
I realized for the first time in awhile that my heart isn't a ball of coal.
Part of me liked living in a world without feelings, part of me is glad that I am capable of having little heart flutters.
I guess I just need to find someone that has those same feelings back towards me.
And by "find" I don't mean I'm looking... I'm all for the "it'll happen when you least expect it" approach.
Sadly, I don't think anything will happen with me sitting on the couch watching "My Teen is Pregnant & So am I".
Perhaps I'll concentrate on sending voodoo hexes in the direction of the girlfriend while I watch drivel on TV.
Yeah, that's a good plan.