It's Official...

by - Thursday, September 02, 2010

Every single female I know that's in a committed relationship is either pregnant or has a child. Or is pregnant and has a child.

Every. Single. One. Of. Them.

Do not drink the water in Calgary. It's contaminated with sperm.

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  1. It's the same on my side of the country, too. I swear, it's like a freaking epidemic! The water isn't safe to drink anywhere! :)

  2. um... what are calgary people doing with the water.. if you are getting pregnant that way there may be a bigger problem... :)