Deep thoughts by Jack Handy...

by - Saturday, July 22, 2006

Or Carmen posing as Jack Handy...

Okay - so I am flying to Calgary and I have to put my watch an hour ahead. So I get to thinking - what if you are born on the West Coast and then move to the East Coast for the rest of your life - you have lost three hours - or more - for the rest of your life... the things you think about at 41,000 feet.

Okay - then here is my Calgary story... I am in Dairy Queen picking up Blizzards for Karen and I. There is this lady - not exactly the highest class of them all... orders three large chocolate dipped cones and a Blizzard... the guy brings them to her - and she asks "Can I get a lid for those?" The guy looks at her like she has grown a horn and quizzilcally replies "But they are cones..." The lady says "Yeah, but how am I going to get them home?" So she insists on some sort of rig so that they don't melt on the way home. So the guy puts them in a cup and puts a lid on... My question - how the heck is she going to get chocolate dipped cones out of a tall cup without destroying them???

Well, onto real life - it is Baby Grayson's party today - I will post a few photos later - my favorites so far being the 'stoned' cupcake eating and the Dora the Explorer diapers...

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