What Not to Wear... Stampede Edition

by - Monday, July 11, 2011

There is a LOT of inappropriateness at the Calgary Stampede... and by a LOT, I mean more than I could ever put into words.  A lot of the time it is a lot of inappropriate boob and stomach showing (cause you know, during Stampede it is perfectly appropriate to wear a string bikini top in public)... but most of the time the offenders are the butt showers... let's face it, if there is a chance that I could see pubes, your shorts are too short. Trust me on that one.

So, I decided to put together a little lesson on how to properly construct a pair of jean shorts for you... consider it a free public service announcement (you can click on the picture to make it bigger).

How to Properly Construct a Pair of Jean Shorts
And for the love of all that is holy... please don't ever cut your jeans like this chick (who nicely came in and sat down in the front row of a free dinnertime family-oriented hypnotist show... I bet her mom is proud to have her as a daughter). Be glad I couldn't get a picture of the back, cause she ain't as hot as she thinks she is with her dimple-butt.
(This picture is my claim to Twitter fame... it has over 600 hits due to a few awesome re-tweets last night).

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