The Eeyore Complex

I seem to have a lot of Eeyores in my life.

You know the type... everything is "why me", and "I don't like change" and "I'm never going to be happy".

They drag you down... they whine, they snivel, they make everything blah.

Their favorite lines go something like "good guys always finish last", "I don't think I'll ever get it. FML", and "my life sucks".

Gloomy.  Depressing.

I have a message to the all the Eeyores out there...

Change happens.  Embrace it.  Learn from it.  Enjoy it. 

Deal with it.

Grow up.  Accept responsibility.  Stop sabotaging your life.

Be upset, but don't let circumstances become you.

Because holy hell, you Eeyore people sure know how to wreck everyone's day with your eeyore-ness.