Inappropriate Elf on the Shelf

After having a discussion with my coworkers about kids this morning, I have decided that the only good reason to have one (a kid that is... I already have coworkers) is so that you can have an Elf on the Shelf tradition.

Cause it would be rather silly to start that tradition for myself given that (as an adult) I'd actually be the elf... of the elf organizer.  For those of you that haven't heard of the Elf of the Shelf, you basically buy this kit, where you get an elf and a book, and each night during December, your elf does something... it's kind of an advent calendar of sorts.

One of my many Pinterest boards focuses on various ideas for your elf.  Here are a few that have caught my eye (and are probably big reasons as to why I should not have children):

Crime Scene Elf

(via Baby Rabies)

(via Baby Rabies)

(via strollerderby)

(via It is Tuesday, right?)

(via Lil Blue Boo)

• Baby Rabies Inappropriate Elf Contest 2011 (contest is from last year, but the pictures are priceless)
• Baby Rabies Inappropriate Elf Contest 2012 (I like the Gangnam Style Elf!)
• Lil Blue Boo (lots of posts on this site... I like the Dexter-themed Elf pictures)