True Story...

Sitting at Mercury with some friends on the patio and a homeless guy (aka - a total bum) comes up - and I shit you not - this is what comes out of his mouth...

"Do you have a spare $200 because my Dodge Viper just ran out of gas and needs to be fixed... I can't afford it because I am $16G in the hole from my high stakes poker game".

Totally not shitting you - I have four witnesses... gotta give him points for originality...