This Made Tea Come Out of My Nose...

Well, it didn't really come out of my nose, but how funny would the title to a post be if it read "This Made Tea Dribble Out of the Corner of My Mouth Because I Laughed So Freakin' Hard"? Not very funny and very hard to Google.

It was this post that made me do whatever it is that I did with tea. Luckily for me, I have not yet had to resort to posting personal ads in the paper, because I am having so much luck meeting guys and all...

But - if I had to write a classified ad similar to the one posted... I suppose I would go with something sorta like this...

"Contract fell through, back on the market. Icy cold igloo, built like a double wide trailer in the late 1970's. Blonde roof, green windows, two big guns in a nice rack. Well maintained with a gorgeous shag carpet and recently replaced curtains. Been on the market for-ev-er... price recently dropped for quick sale. Appointments not always necessary."

Or maybe not.