David Letterman's "Top 10 Signs You Have Winter Olympics Withdrawl"
10. Will only eat your pancakes if arranged like Olympic rings
9. You exercise on Nordictrack with a rifle strapped to your back
8. You weep uncontrollably every time you see snow
7. Turned your closet into a "kiss and cry" area
6. Office manager says, "We're getting complaints about your speed skating body suit'
5. You're curling on your patio with a Swiffer and a fruit cake
4. Now only watch television if it's on a nine hour tape delay
3. Already purchased snacks for the 2014 Winter Olympics
2. Brushing your teeth involves an opening and closing ceremony
1. You sold your BMW and bought a bobsled
Let's just say that if I had a BMW, I would have totally traded it in for a bobsled. Totally.
Let's just say that if I had a BMW, I would have totally traded it in for a bobsled. Totally.
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