The Damn Water

I've had three friends announce their pregnancies on Facebook in the last two days. And one right before Christmas announced she was pregnant with her second child.

I have one friend that is due, well two days ago. One that is due in the next couple of weeks.

Three friends that I work with are expecting. And one co-worker. Since I don't like her, I won't call her a friend. But that's another four if you're counting.

I've had four friends give birth in the last six weeks or so. One to a set of twins.

I can think of at least four more work acquaintances that are also in the motherly way.

While I'm happy for them all, I've decided on a water strike.

I'm going straight for the scotch. The stuff that's brewed in Scotland - nowhere near my current water supply.

Sheesh.